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Things to avoid with your WENIS!

1. Avoid poking the lady behind you at the grocery store with your WENIS.
2. Avoid laying your WENIS on the table during dinner.
3. Avoid self-tanning lotion on your WENIS unless you want a really dark one.
4. Avoid WENIS envy. Don't covet your neighbor's WENIS if it's nicer than yours.
5. Avoid pushing the screen door open with your WENIS.
6. Avoid hitting your funny bone or your WENIS will ache.
7. Avoid landing on your WENIS if you slip and fall.
8. Avoid sticking your WENIS out too far in the aisle on an airplane.
9. Avoid jamming your WENIS into your spouse if they tell an off-color joke.
10. Avoid sassing your mother when she tells you your WENIS is crusty.

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