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Hold my Wenis...

Back in high school, my friend and I during our history class sat next to each other, and during lecture she would reach across the aisle and hold my wenis while we were taking notes. Everytime the teacher turned around he looked at us weird, as if we were doing something wrong. When he went back to the chalkboard to put up more notes, she latched on to my wenis again...until one day he caught us in the act and just looked at us funny and we laughed...

Since then we talk about the days in history and holding my wenis.

Mackenzie

Who hooked my wenis?

While on my boat, I got a fish hook caught on my wenis once.  
My brother pulled a bit too hard and I asked him to be a bit more gentle with my wenis.
Eventually the hook freed itself and I felt a lot better.
My wenis healed just fine. 

Jim V.

Wenis rubbing party...

My friend and I always joke around about this. We love watching our friends faces when we go up to them and say “will you rub my wenis” or “want to have a wenis rubbing party at my house?”

Kelly J.

Crying Wenis...

When I was nine I fell through a glass coffee table and cut my right wenis open. In the emergency room, I talked about the glory days of Grade 3 cross-country, when my wenis and I were faster than everybody (even the Grade 4's). Reliving these happy times helped to keep my wenis distracted while the doctor played seamstress with my elbow. The ten stitches that held my wenis together gave my normally cheerful elbow skin the look of undercooked porkchops. During this period of recovery, my wenis often cried tears of blood, just like that statue of the Virgin Mary in Sacramento. 10 years later, my wenal scars still serve as a reminder of that near-apocalypse: the day I almost lost my wenis.

Robin

Lohan Wenis

Once upon a time, Mr Wenus walked his dawg rubby went for a walk, and then Mr Wenus and his dawg went to Disney, and Lindsay Lohan went up to them and said "So you like to rub wenus" and Mr Wenus said "No" and then Lindsay Lohan ran off, and Mr Wenus and Rubby lived happily ever after.

Dorilla

Wenis song remake

somebody told me that you have a wenis
that looks like a p@%#&
that i had in febuary of last year
its not confidential
my elbows got potential
bra nee nee nah nee nee now

(sounds like the killers song)

btw.
I got pretty loaded in the mountians and fell asleep on top of some icecream. my wenis got all covered in chocolate goo. so i looked to my gf and said. "hunny could you please lick my wenis". I had a clean wenis after that

Levi T.

A poem about the wenis...

I love wenis, yes I do.
I love wenis how bout you?
I don't need Mars, I don't need Venus,
I just need to rub on my wenis.
I don't need to rub on a p****, I just need my smooth round wenis.

Michelle Lee

Warts on my Wenis

Hi, my name is Bett and I have warts on my Wenis!!

Brett

Use your Wenis, not your fist

At the end of the work day, we bump our wenises together instead of our fists.

J. and D.

Tingly Wenis

I get tingly sensation in my wenis whenever I hit it on something...

Jim M.

Wenis and X-acto Knives

I was a graphic artist, and the exact same thing happened to my wenis. Except no diaper... mine had white stuff coming out. The doc said it was fat.

Whatever you say doc!

Michael D.

Wenis Discovery

ok one day is was sitting down and my brother said hey do u know what a wenis is i said no then he showed me and i was like no patch of skin has a name but he said its on your elbow even girls have it

and i said wow

My Wenis Surgery (true story)

I am a graphic artist.  A number of years ago I had a serious injury to my wenis.  Back then a fully functional wenis very necessary in the work place, since it involved a lot of hand work.

Anyway, I was cleaning up the art room.  The usual, dusting, putting away and organizing tools.  I made a grave error.  I placed a group of x-acto knives, point up, in a rotating tray on my desk.  My thought was to keep the points sharp by not letting them touch anything.  It was only moments later that I was reaching high, then stepped down from the stool I was standing on and turned to dismount.  As I did so I impaled the end of my wenis with one of the knives.  The blade and handle had gone in over 2 inches.  I ran to the bathroom to check my gaping wound.  It was going to take more than a band aide to fix this.  Then my wenis started to go numb.  I wrapped it in a towel and went to my wife’s office and announced  that we better get to the hospital.

In the emergency room I explained my situation, and showed them my wound.  A reconstructive/cosmetic surgeon was called in, and I was led to a room for the surgical procedure to repair my wenis.

I lay on an operating table, and a diaper was placed beside me for me to lay my bleeding wenis on.  The surgeon was worried about nerve damage.  He injected several shots of Novocain, to numb me down there.  Then he announced he would have to open the wound farther so he could look for any additional internal damage.  He found some and made some sutures to tie things back together.

During the procedure, my wife stood by me holding my hand.  The site of all the blood on the diaper, which had to be changed a couple of times, must have gotten to her.  The assisting nurse who was watching my wenis in a diaper, and handing tools to the Doctor, suggested my wife sit down as she was getting pale.

As for me, I lay there discussing the surgery’s progress with the Doctor.  Once he completed the final stitches, and cleaned me up, the nurse carefully bandaged my wenis, and instructed me on how to care for it over the next few days.

I felt much better, having been in such good hands.  Of course my wenis was stiff and sore for a few days.  But it healed wonderfully, and was soon fully functional.

I have learned my lesson about x-acto knives, or any other sharp objects, to KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY WENIS. 

Since then I have prescribed to using Wenis Lotion to keep it soft and supple.

Dwight

More stories coming soon!