Tingly Wenis

I get tingly sensation in my wenis whenever I hit it on something...

Jim M.

Wenis and X-acto Knives

I was a graphic artist, and the exact same thing happened to my wenis. Except no diaper... mine had white stuff coming out. The doc said it was fat.

Whatever you say doc!

Michael D.

Wenis Discovery

ok one day is was sitting down and my brother said hey do u know what a wenis is i said no then he showed me and i was like no patch of skin has a name but he said its on your elbow even girls have it

and i said wow

My Wenis Surgery (true story)

I am a graphic artist.  A number of years ago I had a serious injury to my wenis.  Back then a fully functional wenis very necessary in the work place, since it involved a lot of hand work.

Anyway, I was cleaning up the art room.  The usual, dusting, putting away and organizing tools.  I made a grave error.  I placed a group of x-acto knives, point up, in a rotating tray on my desk.  My thought was to keep the points sharp by not letting them touch anything.  It was only moments later that I was reaching high, then stepped down from the stool I was standing on and turned to dismount.  As I did so I impaled the end of my wenis with one of the knives.  The blade and handle had gone in over 2 inches.  I ran to the bathroom to check my gaping wound.  It was going to take more than a band aide to fix this.  Then my wenis started to go numb.  I wrapped it in a towel and went to my wife’s office and announced  that we better get to the hospital.

In the emergency room I explained my situation, and showed them my wound.  A reconstructive/cosmetic surgeon was called in, and I was led to a room for the surgical procedure to repair my wenis.

I lay on an operating table, and a diaper was placed beside me for me to lay my bleeding wenis on.  The surgeon was worried about nerve damage.  He injected several shots of Novocain, to numb me down there.  Then he announced he would have to open the wound farther so he could look for any additional internal damage.  He found some and made some sutures to tie things back together.

During the procedure, my wife stood by me holding my hand.  The site of all the blood on the diaper, which had to be changed a couple of times, must have gotten to her.  The assisting nurse who was watching my wenis in a diaper, and handing tools to the Doctor, suggested my wife sit down as she was getting pale.

As for me, I lay there discussing the surgery’s progress with the Doctor.  Once he completed the final stitches, and cleaned me up, the nurse carefully bandaged my wenis, and instructed me on how to care for it over the next few days.

I felt much better, having been in such good hands.  Of course my wenis was stiff and sore for a few days.  But it healed wonderfully, and was soon fully functional.

I have learned my lesson about x-acto knives, or any other sharp objects, to KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY WENIS. 

Since then I have prescribed to using Wenis Lotion to keep it soft and supple.

Dwight

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